Engrish amuses me. My favourite Engrish while I was travelling in Japan was a sign at a construction site next to a water pipe that said: “I trouble it. I fix the sewage trachea.” I know I shouldn’t laugh but I snapped a picture and giggled all night long.
I have done a bit of travelling lately and instead of eating out, I was planning on eating in and bringing some healthy food with me for the trip. I spotted this (since adapted) quick and easy bean salad in The Two Week Wellness Solution and stopped by Friends on the way from home from work to pick up some canned beans. Friends is a curious convenience store packed with Middle Eastern staples like pomegranate molasses, flat bread and of course, beans. I had a few choices but I was in hysterics when I came across Mr Goudas’ 9th Symphony Bean Mix. The label alone made me want to try it out (look at how advertising works!), but in truth, compared to Unico’s bean medley, it included a wider variety of beans, as well as fewer calories and more fiber.
So what did the label say? Well, these symphonic beans tell you to “get ready to listen!” and “eat and music will follow”. Yes, my friends, they are advertising the tooting-potential of eating beans. Thankfully, I have reached that threshold where the fiber doesn’t make me musical. I am sure my colleagues and friends are thankful for that, too.🙂
Ever wondered what produces the gas after eating beans? Beans are filled with complex sugars (oligosaccharides) that we cannot digest. So the bacteria in our colon digest them instead. Unfortunately, one of the byproducts is the associated gas. However, there is something else at play because white and navy beans have a low oligosaccharide level, but have higher rates of flatulence.
But for those that are new to legumes, here are some toot-reducing tips:
1. Soak your beans (overnight is best). Not all beans need to be soaked (ie split peas, lentils, adzuki beans) but soaking helps to leach out the oligosaccharides. Rinse and drain well before cooking to remove the oligosaccharides.
2. Make sure you cook your beans through. No al dente beans, ok? Canned beans should all be cooked through.
3. Start slowly. Gradually add beans into your diet and your body will adjust.
4. If all else fails, consider Beano which breaks down the same oligosaccharides before it gets to the bacteria.
So about the salad, I really liked it. It is not your typically sweet, oily bean salad. It is light and fresh. It travels well, through US customs without problems. If it weren’t for a slightly leaky lid, it would have been fool-proof. No worries since I wrapped it in a plastic bag to spare my clothes. And who thought food porn in a hotel, with their plates, would look so gorgeous?🙂
Symphonic Mixed Bean Salad (Ready in 5 Minutes!)
1.5 cups cooked or canned chickpeas, drained and rinsed
19 oz canned mixed beans (or another bean of choice), drained and rinsed
1 cup shelled edamame (defrost if frozen)
1/3 cup green onions, chopped
1/4 cup apple cider vinegar
2 tbsp agave nectar
2 tbsp fresh lemon juice
3 tbsp mustard
1/2 tsp salt
1. In a large bowl, mix together the chickpeas, mixed beans and edamame.
2. In a separate small bowl, combine the green onions, cider vinegar, agave nectar, lemon juice, mustard and salt and whisk until well combined.
3. Combine dressing with beans and allow to marinate at least a few hours before serving. Keeps well (over a week) if refrigerated.